horrible

i hate competitions







they turn sumthing good to sumthing evil





why cant it just be plain nice ppl doing plain nice stuff



misunderstanding

politics

makes devil sounds so much like angels



who is wrong n who is right?



even when the competition ends...i'm pretty sure that only 1 thing will end with it...



friendship







frustrated

why u so liddat..arh?

i have no idea where jia li got this from



i give u all my smarties

i give u my kit kat

u say u dun wan

but u nvr gimme back

HAH

why u so liddat arh

why u so liddat(X2)

weird song kan

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during eng

mrs nithia:athirah..can u stop talking?

athirah:*sad face*

mrs nithia:oh look..i scolded athirah n now she's gonna cry

ying:that's mean mrs nithia.no more chocolates for u tomolo!

mrs nithia:o_0 i was just joking larhh!!!

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during maths

ying:mr pang..lu si sia mi lang?(in hokkien..means sumthing like:are u hokkien or other:

mr pang:*obviously did not understand but doesnt wanna admit* eh..do ur work

may:WAHAHAH..ying..wat kinda question is that?of coz he's a earth-ian larh...(i think she mistook my word as..wat kinda human are u)

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ying:can i draw ur hands ah?

jia li: NO

ying:pleaseeee?i treat u asam laksa tomolo

jia li: really? OWHH..okie..

10 minutes later

ying;batang..ku nak conteng ur hand

jayvene:cannot!

ying:i'll bring u maggi n asam!

jayvene:*strecth out hand* okie!

jia li:eh no fair!why she gets maggi too?can i conteng MY hand n u treat me maggi also?

ying:that is sooo smart..no..

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in the library

ying:*brings food in the the library..took it n left it on the table n for the guys*

*a bunch of bball guys went n sat there when i went n get a book*

*teacher walks past the guys*

*guys shoves the food under the book*

*teacher realised n wanted to scold the guys*

teacher:eh..why bawa food dalam library?

guys;er..

ying:*runs back*ehh..srry miss..i TERlupa

teacher:jangan buat lagi ok?

ying:okiee!

(after the teacher left)

ying:eh..cacat la u guys..cannot even hide a food properly

guy:ahhh..we din do anything wrong..so we dun have to hide it..kan?see..it makes sense

ying:yea..only ppl who fail to do sumthing will say sumthign that "MAKES SENSE"

guy:yea..i agree...*5seconds later* EHHHH!!!..wat did u say????

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teachers

teachers....o_O

in the sports complex doing our ujian tara for the hses

miss kalai-blue hse teacher

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red hse teacher:who's the champion?

red hse:*chants* MISS KALAI

red hse teacher: who;s the champion

red hse:*chants* MR ZAC!

so...the teachers from my hse din really like wat they were saying so this miss kalai came out with an idea

miss kalai:who is NOT the champion?

blue hse:RED HSE

miss kalai:who is NOT the champion?

blue hse:RED HSE!

so red hse misheard us n thought we were actually cheering for them so...

red hse teacher:what do we say?

red hse:THANK YOU

red hse teacher:what do we say?

red hse:THANK YOU!

the blue hse almost died laufing

miss kalai:wat do we say?

blue hse:YOU"RE WELCOME

miss kalai:wat do we say?

blue hse: YOU"RE WELCOME!

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seriously...ah po is superrr nice to kacao!!

sports day is coming..n our cheerleading aint ready yet!!!!@_@

the school is seriously plain crazieeeeee....the guys have to jump furthur than 4.5 METERS far and the girls 3 meters.....

eshhh..hurt my ankle again thx to that=.=

kacao-ing

it's fun to kacao ah po

in the toilet

ying:OI tAN TZE EE!

ah po:*in the cubicle*who;s that?*rushes out from the cubicle*

ying:*rushes in into another cubicle*

ah po:*whacks on the door*who is taht? who are you?

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walking up the ramp

ying:nat li

nat:wat?

ying:nat li nat li nat li nat li nat li nat li nat li..aiya..ur name susah nak cakap larh

nat:o_O this gal is hyper now

ying:jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li

jia li: OH NOOOOO@_@ ..eh..try how many times u can say my name in 1 breath

ying: okay!jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li jia li...*continues*

nat li:my gosh!!!!!

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during lunch *in the toilet again*

ying: eh.did u noe that if sum1 calls ur name in the toilet..n u dunno who it is.it's not a good sign tau(memang nak bring up taht topic)

ah po:eh how u noe 1 arh?were u the person who did taht to me today?

ying:*acts innocent* huh?wat u talking bout?

ah po: oh..today rite..blah blah blah

ying: so did u manage to find the person?

ah po: no larh..are u sure it's not u ah?

ying:for wat i wanna do so?*me n may trying not to lauf*

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in class

ying:*pokes ah po from the back and pretends nohtin happened*

ah po:*turns around* yes?

ying:*looks up from the book* yerr..u ok anot ah?why suddenly look back n smile to me 1? eh...scary larh u!

ah po:*blurs*eh..i. thought u poke me from behind tadi?

ying:no larh..u think i so senang ke?*muahahaha*

'boooo'

in the library

ying: eh may,duck under the table..

may:owh..kay* both of us hid under the table outside the library*

may:wat we doing arh?

ying:shhh..scaring berlin..she's coming out soon*evil grin*

may:owh..kay..scare her for wat arh?

ying:hehehehhehee...juz for fun=)

after 10 minutes

ying:oh gosh..soo lama!!!..dear..check wat she doing now..

may:*pops her head up n checks*...er...she's whacking on the keyboard of a com that says "com not working"

ying:eshhh....wat la she..eh..she coming out now

*berlin walks out the library* * walk past us*

may n ying: BOOOOOO!!!!

berl:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..*sits on the floor* i am so gonna kill u guys!!!!

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whahaha..i'm evil!













anata ga aitai...

wahahha

lame..but effective

ying:did u noe that if ur palm is bigger than ur face..

jia li:ohhh..i noe that trick..u cant fool me!!

may: eey..close ur eyes n sumthign will happen

jia lia:o_O ur not gonna hit me rite?

may:nonono..i wont...juz close ur eyes n follow wat i say..owa

jia li:owa

may:tafu

jia li:tafu

may:ayam

jiali:ayam

may:okay..repeat it 3 times now..but faster

jiali:owatafuayam..owatafuayam..owatafuayam..i dont get it!

may n ying:HAHHAHHHAHAHAHA..jia li!!!!!...it means "oh wat a fool i am"!!

jia li:*still blur*....(3 seconds later)...OWHHH!!!..

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ying:lemme ask u another 1

jiali:sheesh..must ke?

ying: a watermelon n a durian drops on ur head..which 1 hurts more

jia li:durian la of coz!

ying:u dungu!!!..ur head la...ur head will hurt most larh!!

jia li:o_O

ying:okok..1 kg of cotton n 1kg of metal..which 1 heavier

jiali:*thinks*...metal?

ying:..it weighs the same larh

jia li:*tries n bangs the head on the table*

berl:eh..dont..*draws a circle on the paper n writes :whacks head here*..there u go!

jia li:*holds the paper* *hits head on paper*

ying:one last 1

jia li:oh no....not again?all the questions making me feel so stupid larh!

ying:how do u stuff an elephant into a fridge?

jiali:i feel stupid adi...

ying:u open the fridge..stuff the elephant in n close the fridge!

jia li:*faints*

ying:if the lion have a meeting..which animal wont go?

berl:the tiger?

jiali:aw..i dunno

ying:wahaha.hte elephant!..its stuck in the fridge!

every1:*swts*

conversations

zhen chien:hey jia li..can i have some of the oranges?

jia li:yea sure..

zhen chien:*peels off white thingys* grrr..i hate the fibres thingy..taste so bitter

ying: NO ZHEN CHIEN..ur not suspposed to peel it off..it's' good for your health

zhen chien:oh really?u mean even the hard ones in the oranges?

ying: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..that's the seed u dungu..u dont eat the seed!!!@_@

zhen chien:oh..u dont?

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may:i have a water buffulo you have a water buffolo~~ (singing)

ying:(doing hw)*blur* huh?i dont have a water buffulo larh

may:(thinking i noe wat song she's singing)wait wait..i'm not done with the song yet larh..that is the second phrase of the song!

ying:o_Ohar??i dont see any water buffulo

may:*didnt hear* i have a fat water buffulo

ying:(couldnt hear properly) watt???u have a fat red rose???roses dont grow fat!!

li:(wasnt listening to our conversation) why not?

ying:coz roses dont grow fat????!!!!

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hanif's msn nick:i'm hungry for you (with the bat emo in msn)

ying: why are u hungry?

hanif: oh no la.it's a book..(shows sthe bat emo)

ying: oh..wat does the bat have to do with it?

hanif: it's a vampire

ying:huh?

hanif:*shows bat emo again* <---turns into a vampire

ying:it's a book that turns into a bat and a vampire???:S

hanif:no laarhhh..it's a book that is about a vampire

ying:oh..then wat does that emo have to do wiht it?

hanif:no la..juz to show u that it's a vampire

ying:oh ceh...eh..u think i can become a vampire ke?

hanif:eh..can also

ying:eh..tak mau la..i nak become a yompire(yoghurt+vampire)..so meaning i have to bite......cows..meaning the cow will turn wat ah?

hanif n ying:FLYING COW!!

ying:owh..kay..so it'll turn into a flying cow.....why cant it turn into a lion ah?

hanif:yessh..can also

ying:eh..but wait..if all cows turn into a lion=meanign the lion will have no more food..ehh..cannot cannot cannot..later my lions will die...tak mau la

hanif:O_o

it's raining

rain rain go away

come again another day



grrrr...obviously that song didnt work..or else i wouldnt be sick right now


this was wat happened

it was drizzling..i was holding a small umbrella..(coz it's light)

so there i was walking towards the club..

4minutes later

*thunder* *raining cats n dogs* *struugles to hold the sutpid umbrella to keep it from flying* *cars whoosing tru splashing water*

a 7minutes walk to the clubhse became a half an hour walk

yea...basically htat's how i got super wet..n then i was smart enuf to had the idea to go to the sauna(to dry my clothes)..which made me all sweaty n stuff...n yea..that;'s how i got sick

but sensei gave me a bokken for free=)so i'm happy=)












lionel left...i miss him alot

brothers

havin a bro is trouble.but at times they are juz plain weird
situation 1

bro:eh sis..

ying:wat?

bro:*winks to me* *winks to the empty plate*

ying:huh??sumthing went into ur eye?

bro:*winks to me* *winks to the empty plate*

ying:i still dont get it...u want me to put the plate back for u or wat?

bro:*gettin fed up* winks to me* *winks to the empty plate* winks to me* *winks to the empty plate*winks to me* *winks to the empty plate*winks to me* *winks to the empty plate*

ying:i still dont get u...=.=

bro: eshh..i want more food la

situation2

me my bro n my sis walking....

ying:darn...my shoes spoilt again

bro: you wanna noe why?

ying: why?(as if he noes)

bro:coz i'm too hot

yiing n sis:*swt* *silence*

ying: wat does that have to do with my shoes?

bro: it melts your shoes away.

ying n sis :*oh man..here he starts complimenting himself again..*

situation 3

i was walking down the stairs n i heard sum VERY weird noises...sounded like lil kids suffering n moaning kinda voices..i got kinda scared so i din really dare to walk into the study room..

well..the curiousity overwhelmed me so i still went in to have a look..guess wat i saw?



yup..my bro singing..

with a very weird expression on his face..





brothers are weird

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i hurt my thumb...it's kinda bengkak n all now...hope it heals by mon..hurts la>.<

blurness

being blur is not a sin

after chem...

ying:i need to go see ms linda..i left my keys with her

li:ok..jom..i need to go see puan ramlah also..same staffroom mah

ying:owh..okay (same staffroom meh?)

li:jom (for wat she go see ms lydia ah :S)

at the staffroom

li: ms lydia not here la

ying:huh?who's miss lydia?

li:eh..i thought u want to see her?

ying; no laaaarrhh..i wanna see ms linda la!

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putrina:eh..i'm not good in using chopsticks la

ying:nvm..i help u (use the chopsticks n stuff the food into her mouth)

putrina:*struggles to eat it*

yiing: er dear...when i stuff the food into ur mouth..u eat the food...not the chopsticks (apparently she was trying to eat the chopsticks as well)



after like 30 minutes..she finnally managed to finish her food..leaving hte floor(we were sitting on the floor while eating)..in a complete mess..kesian the cleaners

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kids nowadays...esp the ones from my school..are soo immature

oh wait..i shall rephrase that..stupid secondary one kids in my school are so immature

before wushu class

ok..there was this lil kid..he's 13 but he's like half my height..maybe not that lil but..yea...anyways..he n his whole gang was standing at this corner n he was pointing at me

boy:*points at me* ehhh...loook!!!..that';s the girl from ninjutsu!!!!..yea..she's the 1...green belt u noe!!!!...n then very scary summore...(=.=") yea..she's that ninja girl that sensei did sumthign to her n hten she fell..she very geng 1 u noe



..ur already standing so far away....but u have to shout so loud untill i can hear u rite?my gosh la..if u wanna talk behind ppl...dont do it when the person is there n u shout untill the whole entire group of ppl who was at the lobby can hear u,,





sigh..apparently..sum immature kids are "demonstrating" a cacated omote gyaku to their frens and tripping their poor innocent classmates in class...

*prays n hope sensei gives us permission to whack them up on wed*

wahahhaha

another weird day

this proves that u have to concentrate on ur food when ur eating

may n ah po sharing food

may:i'm done eating..(takes all the food that was on the table to her plate)

ah po was talking so she din see wat may was doing..she fiddled around the food n er yea..she Ter-ate it..

may: o_0 why are u eatin that????it's the leftovers from the table

ah po: WAT!!!!!!??? *SPITS everything back into the plate*

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during english....

mrs nithia: the last time i went to visit the org asli..they had bands n stuff like that

(the class was really noisy n i couldnt hear much)

ying: o_O huh??? they have MAN??

mrs nithia: no..not Fan...Band

ying: huh??i still dont get it..dont u see man everywhere??

mrs nithia: most of them are quite poor

ying: ???? wat does that have to do with MAN?????

*the converstation ended when i was practically shouting the word MAN at her n we then realised that we were talking bout 2 diff stuff*

wimps

yea...my titile explains it all



we had ninjutsu today..so ALOOOOT of newcomers came...so sensei..as usual is lateXD..this was wat happened

ying:guys...can u take off ur shoes n socks..oh..n all the thingies n stuff on ur hand and ear

girl:huh?for wat?why?cant we wear them?

ying:u might cut urself by accident

girl:HUH??wat u mean cut?

li:erm..u might get hit n the earring ur wearing might cut ur ear or sumthing like that

girl:u mean u get hit in ninjutsu?

X_O

situation 2

sensei hits the face n does a omote gyaku

guy:how does it go again?

ying:oh..like that..(shows it to him n PUSHED his face slightly to make him off balance..not hit)

guy:OUCH!!!!..THATHURTS!

sensei help me!!!!!

kids nowadays are too overprotected lah..sikit sikit..mummmy it hurts!...sheesh

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there was like 30 over students who went for the class..but not more than 5 gave attention to wat sensei was doing...

juz a simple escaping wrist technique sumhow became not escaping wrist technique+kicking+turning around in circles+"hahahaha..u cant do it"comments from their partners...









kesian sensei

tongue twisters

li's brillant..see wat she wrote..i shall salute whoever who can read this fast n repeat it 4 times o_O

May May may say mayday in May
But in May May May may not say mayday
FOr May May may not say mayday in May
But not in May may May May say mayday!!!

find it easy?

try this

said Li Ying to Yi Ling, " Yi Ling, I like to sing."
and to Li Ying said Yi Ling, "Li Ying, do sing."
so Li Ying and Yi Ling sang to Li Ling
who said "Yi Ling, Li Ying, I like to sing"
And Li Ying, Yi Ling and Li Ling sang to Yi Ying who likes to sing
So sing did Li Ying, Yi Ling, Li Ling and Yi Ying.





u are one mad fella if u can read it..i cant even pronounce my name properly after the second tongue twister..>.<

school is weird

school's weird

well..maybe not all school la..but mine is

1)teachers asking students to gel up their hair...DISCIPLINE teacher..

2)no..you are NOT allowed to tie your hair into a bun

3)RM 10 on the floor...1 hour later..it's still on the floor(well..this is the explanation..students seeing money on the floor..they point at it and go "oh look..rm10..." n then they walk off...=.+

4)english translated books are juz plain stupid..this was one of the sentence on my mod maths book:

DECOMPOSE completly the transformation(it's susposed to be state the transformation completly)

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jia li gave amirah a hamster today..amirah named the hamster "IT" sounds like "eat" if u ask me..anyway..i bet that it wont last for more than 1 month..may said it wont last for 2 weeks

favourtism towards animals sumtimes make up weird conversation

all of us telling jia li

jayvene:i want a dog

amirah:i want a hamster...oh wait..i HAVE a hamster

may:tarantula..oh wait..bald eagle..eh..i noe..i want a wolf!

ying:lion! lion! lion!

jia li:LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE @_@

poor girl..now she's gonna get alot of ppl buggin her to get them weird pets for prezzie.

i'm not that weird la

u muz be wondering wat kinda weird stickmans are those rite..
it was extremlty funny actually..
well..
it happened a few weeks ago..this tze ee decided to join me n li walking backwards up the ramp after break taht day.. so i was walking down the ramp backwards n this gal was walking up the ramp backwards...obviously we couldnt see where we were goin so we went bang la..well..we dint exactly go like to the different end of the world after banging eachother
but the fact that this tze ee..the minute we clashed..she went.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for 4 whole freaking seconds
it was hilarious i tell u...coz after screaming she went like "OMG WAT AN EXPERIENCE!"

it was weird la...couldnt stop laufing for at least 15 minutes..pity the prefects who was on duty who had to stare at us everysingle day walking up the ramp backwards and now they had to see 2 weird ppl screaming like they were chased by theives or sumthing liddat..eh wait.i din scream so i guess i'm not THAT weird after all

school.sheesh

i juz killed a few roaches in the toilet..
well..i feel sorry for them la..but then it kept running around the toilet that really annnoyed me..so...too bad la..
killing those squishy stuff reminded me bout wat happened in school during lunch today...
as usuall la..me li n may were sittin in the cafeteria..i got kinda hungry so i decided to get a cheese tart to makan..after that i juz decided to eat the cheese but not the crust..oh ya...when i was eating batang came n joined us
so yeala..i left the crust into the plastic bag n then i was like..jom let's go back to class...then as usual la this batang took the plastic bag n asked whether she can squash the thing into pieces anot..
may immediatly snatched it away from her n said no.. i was about to kacao batang bout being sumthing like may(that she doesnt play with her food) the next minute u noe..may took the bottle bside her n then wham..there goes the crust
i almost choked from that stupid apple tea i was drinking at that time..

bahh

ahhhh..my com was on fire
well..sorta..XD
i got this sms from my mom(her eng aint that good) saying that:ur com got fire"
at 1st i thought like huh???fire wat?fire wall ke apa...coz it's pretty confusing..
so yea..when school ended my bro called me telling me my com decided to commit suicide..sad..now i'm stuck with my bro's com which is full of weird thingies in his com>.<
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i think i need more sultanas n nuts...i'm gettin really really old la wei!

gosh..i think i'm gettin amnesia or sumthing likethat..i cant even remmeber my moral teacher's name..i was like..morning mr...
wat's ur name again sir?sheesh..i think he's gonna kill me when i'm taking his moral exam this thurs..
hmm...ever thought of how blur a person can get?
try this,
i was having this 5 hour undang class...so i was suspposed to follow this uncle coz he was susposed to send me home..well..i've only seen him once b4 n it was like 8 o clock in the morning..so i sorta forgot how he looks like..so..
after the class i called him n he told me that he was coming in like a few minutes..so i waited la..
a red car came...it horned n then the person inside was like waving towards my direction...i went near it thinking that it was the uncle..so when i was about to open the door..this women came bhind me n she was like..excuse me..i believe this is my ride..
yeesh..it was sooo embarrasing la...