ah po

ah po is _________

ok.just read and fill up the blank urself



ah po:you suck like a bamboo tree

everyone:O_O *afew seconds later*HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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ying:eh.if ur hand bigger than ur face ur smarter u noe

ah po:really?*tries*

ying:*whacks her hand onto her face*

ah po:o_O ouch.my nose hurts

ying:eh.ur nose senget

ah po:HAR??SERIOUS?*tries very very badly to "pull her nose"*

everyone:HAHAHAHAHA

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ok.ah po has a crush.and she names him.erm.kia.i think that's who u spell it

so.i decided to kacao her.

ying:eh.u still like XXX ke?

ah po:SHHHHHHHH.u stupid girl.he can hear larh!

ying:esh.*shouts*XXX

ah po:OH NO>SHUT UP SHUT UP!

ying:u coming for *censored or it';ll be too obvious*

xxx:ya!

ying:ah po you were saying?

ah po:=.="

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anwyay.me and ah po was sitting aroudn li's and may;s table.

after a while i stood up and went to the toilet and when i came back aah po was sitting on my chair and i sat on her chair instead

ah po:yingyi u suck suck suck suck suck

li:*why on earth is ying kutuking herself?and since when she use such words?* *turns her head around* OMG.ah po.why are u sitting here?

ying:i'm over here larh=.=

apparently li was concentrating too mcuh on her work she didnt even realised i switched places with ah po.

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during add maths

ying,li,may ah po were discussing how to kena mr hew with the invisible ink and who was gona do it.

so we did lat tali lat and ah po.had to do the work

li and may:MR HEW!!come come..how u do this question arh?

mr hew:oh.like that.*writes*

ah po 1st attempt failed.she spilt it on the paper

mr hew:THANK GOD u din kena my shirt

ah po 2nd attempt.FAILED AGAin..oh a.the distance was face to face kinda distance.i really wonder how on earth she aims.she kena the girl who was right next to mr hew..

ah po 3rd attempt.well.erm..it was a bad hit.coz she spilt most of it on the floor and only A BIT kena mr hew



mr hew:=.= is this the invisible ink thing?

ying li and may:er.ya. ah po.u cacat

may:u suck like a vacumn cleaner larh!

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coincidence

sigh.i think im really growing old.



i was suspsoed to give out the forms for the girls bball team so i had to go look for mr sai mun for the list.

*in the staffroom*

ying:eh?ms susan,why are you at mr sai mun's place.

ms susan:o_Ohar?

ying:OH..sorry.wrong staffroom

scene 2

ok.let me explain a few things.our class names are usually hung on the wall above the lockers.which are quite..hidden from sum angle.and the fact that the school is huge.it's quite impossible for me to remember where are all the classes located.



*form 3 arisitotle*

ying:russell.do u noe wat class jia lik is in?

russell:owh.erm.3 aristotle?

ying:oh ok.*went out of the class trying to look for 3 aristotle*

*cant seem to find it so i decided to ask melissa*

ying:excuse me.where is 3 aristotle?

melissa:er.there?*pointin at the class WHICH I JUST CAME OUT FROM AFTER ASKING RUSSELL*

ying:oh..*this is embarrasing*

*in 3 aristotle*

ying:you could have just told me that jia lik is in ur class=.=

russell:er.i thought u noe that ur actually in 3a be4 even asking.O_o

scene 3

*after giving out hte forms*

jia lik:hand it in by tomolo

ying:dungu.by 21st larh.

jia lik:yalarh.tomolo larh!

ying:*ok.i shall just pretend i noe that*

i knocked into the door after that.went in to the same classroom making the same announcement.and after everything.i realised i forgot to tell them to bring their attire as the training starts tomolo.so i had to go to mr ng.to ask him to make the announcement tru the PA system as i was too lazy to walk around the school again.



ying:er mr ng.can u do me a favour?

mr ng:issit bout the clubs and society today?as usual.

ying:not exactly.but.its bout the bball gals team

mr ng:oh ya.no ball right.

ying:er no.it';s bout the training tomolo

mr ng:wat training?it's today lar.clubs and society rite?

ying:er.no.the graded 1

mr ng:that 1 for guys larh

ying:we have one for gals now.

mr ng:eh?how come i tak tau.does it clash with the thursday 1?

ying:*ohmygosh* aiyooooooo.

i spent at least 10 minutes trying to make him stop questioning me b4 even explaining what i need him to help me with.



i mean.at least listen to what i'm about to say b4 u even start asking questions rite?

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things are gettin a lil too scary.

u noe how girls like to talk bout almost everything?

i just realised sumthing extremly.i duno

every single time me may n li talk bout sumthing BAD.it happens to either one of us or all 3 of us.

plain coincidence or erm...i duno...



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cinnamon.cloves

in the GIRLS toilet.



may:ehhhh..who's phone is this ar.li.issit yours?

li:nope..not mine.check the photos.

may:owh..okay..hey it';s a girl's phone.

ying:er...we are in a GIRLS toilet.of coz the phone belongs to a girl!!!

may and li:OH YA WORH!

ying:=.="



it turns out that the phone belongs to my bluehse cheerleader captain's phone.apparently when we returned her phone.she was very surprise.coz she din even realised her phone was actually missing.

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i spent the whole day in the science lab peeling onion and extracting cinnamon and cloves essence...for the bacteria growth experiment.



the cloves were easy.no prob.

the cinnamon......my gosh..had to redo it 4 times...it's not like the extraction takes 10 minutes or sumthing like that u noe..the thing drips 1 drop in like wat..every 1 minute or so...but i managed to get 60ml in the end...so ok larh.quite happy.



oh..incase u are wondering.it has nothign to do with our school syllabus.it's sumthing that mr lawrence was trying.=)

now my hand smells of cinnamon

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sigh.my whole body is dead!



heheheh

eyer

driving exam



ying:GOOD MORNING SIR*smiles*

examinar:good morning.nervous

ying:*smiling* yea.very

examinar:o_O then why are you still smiling?

ying:er.takkan u want me to nangis kan?

anyway.the person was practically rushing tru the whole thing.kept asking me to finish up the thing and asked me to drive faster.but sadly i only kept the speed of 40km/h truout the entire journey.



near the end of the jalanraya test.

examinar:eh.u ada bf ke?

ying:HAR???*shit i miss the turning* *eh wait i didn't.it's not there yet* *thank god*

examinar:u ada bf ke?

ying: er.takda.saya budak baik *dude..i need to concentrate larh wei!*



i almost missed the turning....well..at least this was the only time i MANAGED to get to a place without getting lost..



anyway.



i passed=)

expiry date

expiry dates.it's susposed to tell you when it is best to consume sumthing within a period of time.

cousin:eh.i want irish coffee.

ying:ehh..i want also

so yea.it was my grandpa's bday so we had a chance to drink whatevar we wanted.including what the adults were drinking.

after drinking the whole cup.

cousin:*looking at the bottle* er......the expiry date was LAST YEAR

ying:serious?

cousin:yea.look.

ying:did u tell the adults?

cousin:nvm larh.the irish coffee is still drinkable after the expiry date 1 larh.it doesnt effect the thing.



so it struck me.

if it's wine i understand larh.but irish coffee?

if the expiry date does not effect the thing...wat on earth was the expiry date printed on the bottle for?

:S

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thanks for coming.i appreciated it=)

wasted

another day wasted in school



today.was.erm.a.normal.day



which is very weird.coz school days for me is nvr normal



it started off with me n zc rushing tru the japan presentation n then we realised that stupid women took a leave n did not come to school.sheesh.waste of time.

bm.prosa traditional.i;ve always thought taht it was a boring subject.but apparently the teacher made the whole class laugh at the stupid maharaja that was on the elephant.

maybe i'll like that subject.



but then again.



maybe not.

n then i couldnt really remmeber much about the things we did.

all i knew was i din had the time to eat.so i was starving for food by end of the day which was 4.45.sadly i couldnt eat coz i had to go to swim.



wahahhaha..i ate milo for dinner.yummmiiieee!

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bah.stupid game.evil.cruel.n a waste of time

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy

my gosh..press the link if u are interested.but plz.

do not even try cursing bout it wasting your time.or else u owe me mcD ice cream.

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i'm dead.dance.skit.chinese speech.



i am so not prepared for it.n i think the prelims are on this week.

ok.i'm dead.

XD

lamb!

mary had a lil lamb lil lamb lil lamb

ying yi has a lil lion that ate up all the lamb



yea.i know i'm weird.guess who i sang that song to?



mrs chan(our school's principal) she choked when she heard the part "that ate up all teh lamb" and started laughing.when she stopped laughing.she actually asked me sumthing

mrs chan:so there werent any more lambs in the end?only the lion survived issit?

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marianne came over yesterday.she saw a video cam on the table n starting playing with it.it had the video of the cheerleading competition durin the sports day so she started rewinding it.

*after at least 10 minutes*

marianne:yes..finnally i get to see the green hse cheerleading rountine.



*video screens black out*



marianne:O_o

ying:battery died

marianne: ..............

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i am home alone!(if u exclude the maids)